Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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