Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
