So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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