There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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