its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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