I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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