Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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