the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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