yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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