I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so let's talk penis.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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