never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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