We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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