saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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