it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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