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so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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