So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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