Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
