How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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