we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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