I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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