and you said cock pushups were impossible
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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