Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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