so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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