Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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