Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
there is glitter all over my balls
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