OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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