Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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