Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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