Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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