i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
There's always time for handjobs
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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