okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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