so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize