He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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