Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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