Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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