the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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