Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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