Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
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I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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