she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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