My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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