So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"