He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Ladies don't puke and tell