Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style