whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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