the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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