At least make sure they are 18
Why
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I want a musical about memes.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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