Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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