he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
A+ Viking dick
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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