Non-Jews are for practice
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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