he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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