the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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