I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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