All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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