haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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being pregnant is like rehab
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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