This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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