Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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