I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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