let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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